The problem with the world today is that.....

.....this album's only available as an import.
And that means it'll be way more expensive.

A good one.

Lady Sov

I don't know either.

Most disappointing album in awhile, well since the new Killers, which I guess isn't really a while. Anyhoo, this is the wonderkid signed by Jay-Z after one freestyle? Well it turns out that she's only got one good line in her. Yeah, she's short and English, that does not a whole album make. Every effing song is one strung out MC battle rap about how she's not pop, she's short and she's got rhymes.

People want to make it sound like Lady Sov is the female the Streets, but she's totally not. Mike Skinner's Britishness didn't make his albums great, his storytelling did. He's got characters and plots and drugs and sex and clubs and actual emotion. And he happens to talk funny. Lady Sov is just short and doesn't even talk that funny. She's not grime, Dizzee Rascal is grime, he talks reeeaaalllly funny.

This is Sporty Spice backed by Jay-Z and Missy Elliott and it's boring.

Booyahs and Whatthefucks

The Feds:
Dems in the house - booyah
Dems in the Senate(?!) - booooyah
Don't let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out Rummy - booyakasha
May subpoenas rain like blood in the chamber of the house of representatives - boooyah

Tennesee still full of hillbillies (or a little more than half of it) - whatthefuck you guys, come on.
Rural Montana - whatthefuck

Our fair state:
Shutting up Ron Saxton's fat head - booyah
Edwards over Farr - booooooyaaaaah
Walker over Torrey, wheeew! - booyah
Uber-bitch Karen Minnis being relieved of her duties - booyah, may she meet her Tonya Harding-esque fate
Jack Roberts, the single worst candidate in Oregon? Buuh-bye - booooyah!
40, 41, 48 - boooyah
No on 43, a definitively pro-choice Oregon - booyah

47 passing but not 46 (by a really wide margin) - somebody didn't read their voters pamphlet, WTF?
42 getting killed - WTF? Do people like insurance companies?